Kim Kardashian attended Nivea and Shay Todd's "Bikini Bash" at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu, California on Sunday (May 24)!!

Kim is really suckin it in that first pic!

Kim KARDASHIAN says her BODY is ready for SUMMER 2009!

Summer is just around the corner and Kim Kardashian is ready to show off her body. "I feel great. I am ready for the bikini body," she told PEOPLE on Wednesday at an opening bash for Dash, her new Miami boutique with sisters Khloe and Kourtney, at the Clevelander hotel in South Beach. "I am eating well and I go to the gym every day and I already see a difference."

The 28-year-old reality star had blogged in March that she wanted was motivated to "get in better shape and tone up" after unretouched photos of her from Complex magazine appeared on the Internet. Besides working on her body, Kardashian – who wore a sexy, form-fitting sleeveless dress at the bash, hosted at the hotel's 1020 Music Boxx Club – is also ready for her siblings to take center stage in their own Keeping Up with the Kardashians spinoff, tentatively titled Kourtney and Chloe Take Miami. The E! show will focus on their new life running Dash in the south Florida city.

At the party, Khloe told PEOPLE that she's ready to jump back in the reality saddle even after her unhappy experience being a contestant on the Celebrity Apprentice. "I couldn't wait for it to be over to go home," says Khloe. "I don't regret it, but I would never do it again." Though she isn't the star of her sisters' new show, Kim says she'll be making guest appearances on the Miami set with boyfriend Reggie Bush. "He'll be spending time with me during the shoot," she says. And Kardashian reported that stepdad Bruce Jenner is looking great after his recent facelift, which was revealed on an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. " I think Bruce looks amazing!" she said. "I'm all for looking your best, no matter what it takes."

Victory

Wow.

So... I "won" my first round in the semifinals of Screw Attack's "My Vids Don't Suck" contest. I... really did not see that coming. Holy shit. Thanks to EVERYONE who voted.

http://www.screwattack.com/HardNews/051809

Yeah. Anyway, the way this works (apparently) is that there's another few semifinals head-to-heads to go, and then (I gather) myself and the other winners go into the finals. Something like that. In any case, I'll be sure to put another "vote for me" link here if and when that time comes. Thanks again ;)

VOTE FOR GAME OVERTHINKER (once again)

Okay, so... for various reasons I couldn't talk about this until now, but now I can, so... Yeah.

Here's how it works: I'm part of a running contest at ScrewAttack.com called "myvidsdontsuck." It's a poll in their forums, pitting various vids against one-another by vote. Mine is competing from today until the 19th agains the very, very funny "Rockumentary" HERE: http://www.screwattack.com/myvidsdontsuck/Quarter2

Here's the thing, though: IF you want to vote (for either of us) you have to register to post in their forums and then do the voting in THIS poll-thread:
http://screwattack.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=46348

I'll be honest: I'm VERY surprised to be "in this" at all... these other shows are remarkably well-made and funny. But, y'never know, right?

Kim KARDASHIAN out promoting her DVD, FIT IN YOUR JEANS BY FRIDAY!

Cute. Kim is much more likeable lately.

Kim Kardashian was spotted at the 16th Annual Race to Erase MS event!!

I have liked her style much better lately.

Kardashian WOMEN hit the DODGER game!

Kourntey is precious, can't wait for her new show!

Kim KARDASHIAN hits the KENTUCKY DERBY 2009!

Cute. Though the lace gloves are tacky not southern or sexy Kimmy!

EPISODE TWENTY-THREE: "Mississippi Pwning 2"

The trailer for "Resident Evil 5" caused a fervor over scenes of a white uniformed hero battling waves of poor Africans infected with animalistic feral rage. The actual RELEASE of the full game was supposed to calm the tensions and mitigate the loaded imagery. THEN we found out about Sheva's "tribal" costume, and the Native Village. Why is this still a problem, and what does it say about this business?



Y'know what I don't like about this issue? The fact that people insist on being "offended" by OTHER PEOPLE'S OFFENSE. The same (mostly) white gamers who go - justifiably - insane when a TV show or a book portrays gamers as stereotypical lazy manchildren somehow can't imagine why other people MIGHT take offense at being stereotyped - even if unintentionally - by a Resident Evil game.